Japanese candy

Gawd, I love candy! It's gotten me into a lot trouble.  I divide candy into chocolate and non-chocolate or the good stuff and the bad stuff.  Japanese chocolate is fabulous and hilarious! They choose the weirdest names; weird enough you can make up stories. See what I mean, you could make a story out of this:

I present a story in candy:

"Dutt dutta doo...why do I feel a breeze?"

 "Eeeaak! Cover your butt, dude!"

"Pbbbbbst"

"Yay naked guys!"

"Doggone it!"

"What's the big deal, I'm a little bear all the time."

"Dammit, that's freaking me out. Lets go have a drink."